At Standing Still I Have A Skill Kenn Nesbitt
At standing still I have a skill
that truly is unique.
At sleeping I'm unquestionably
on a winning streak.
At lying down I'm unsurpassed;
I'm simply undefeated.
At sitting I'm the reigning champ;
I'll never be unseated.
At drifting in a daydream
it is obvious I'm blessed.
At staring at the TV
I'm undoubtedly the best.
At doing nothing
I'm even better than you'd think.
At everything besides that, though,
I'd have to say I stink.
I hope someday I'll maybe learn
another kind of skill.
Until then I'm content to be
the best at standing still.